List of items
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AA battery | A standard rechargable battery. Maybe for UFOs. |
Air Guitar | Don't set it down, or you'll never find it again. |
Alien mask | An alien mask to cover your human mask to ... etc. |
Amorphous orbs | Protective and blobby, could be used on eyestalks. |
Ancient thingadoodle | Dr. Yooghurt would be interested in this. |
Ancient whatsit | Dr. Yooghurt would be interested in this. |
Apple of Autumn | Now silent, it glows with a calming golden light. |
Apple of Clarity | A lesser Apple, it can enhance all your abilities. |
Apple of Summer | Now silent, it glows with a calming golden light. |
Apple of Winter | Now silent, it glows with a calming golden light. |
Atomic combustor | Items for UFO. Throw it to attack all enemies. |
Azure bow | Has a blue flame pattern. Protects against cold. |
Badges and ribbons[1] | Col. Saturn's war stuff. No idea what it means. |
Bagged eraser | Don't point this near a grocery store. |
Balloon grenade | Items for UFO. Throw it to attack all enemies. |
Ballpeen hammer | Now why would aliens have any use for this? |
Base keycard | This will open up the Starman base on Jupiter. |
Beam | Starman's basic beam attack. |
Beam | UFO's built-in beam for self defense. |
Big robot six pack | A Starman attachment. Get down wit yo bad self. |
Bludgeoning goat | It's like a battering ram, but not as big... |
Blue laser | Has a commando insignia. Use by Starmen or UFOs. |
Boom bomb | Items for UFO. Throw it to attack all enemies. |
Borange guards | Tentacle guards in a Fobby color. |
Braggart's coin | For those who win battles they're not supposed to. |
Brain food lunch | When eaten, you recover about 300 HP and 50 PP. |
Brass tentaknuckles | These are dangerous looking and made of metal. |
Briefcase | It's got a big lock on it. I wonder what's inside? |
Bright stalk guards | These are bright orange and hard to miss. |
Broken gewgaw | Has a gem-shaped slot and a gun barrel... |
Buzzin' crowdbuster | Looks like a something-in-the-box with a crank. |
Cactus fruit | Heals 100 HP. |
Cannon assembly | Find someone to install this on the ship. |
Can of fish food | Flaky and...delicious? Can be used multiple times. |
Can of fruit juice | Restores about 30 PP. |
Cast iron UFO body | Plain and a bit boring. |
Chronoray | A beam for Starmen with 1.21 gigawatts of output. |
Clean coin | Prevents poison and nausea. |
Cloud fluff | Not all clouds are fluffy enough. Restores 40 PP. |
Coin of defense | This useful item can protect almost anyone. |
Coin of everything | A little of everything, but not a lot. |
Consideration | Restores about 40 PP to all allies. |
Coral UFO body | Many status problems just bounce right off. |
Cowboy peashooter | A better one-handed gun. Yeeeeehaw! 2X |
Cray-Z Fries | Restores about 65 HP and a little PP. |
Cray-Z Sammich | Restores about 100 HP and a little PP. |
Crazy beam | Fast and can cause 'strange'. Use by UFOs only. |
Cup of Lifenoodles | Revives a friend under any ailment. |
Cureall cream | Cures any status problem except KO. |
Deadly semiauto | A huge yet one handed gun. Gets extra Smaaash! 2X |
Delicious cake | Heals 120 HP. Truth, I promise. |
Diagonal thrusters | Find someone to install this on the ship. |
Docking pass | This will let you bypass a ship's forcefield. |
Double beam | Two shots for the price of one. |
Dust launcher | Causes coughing fits to targets. 2X |
Dusty cassette | Not a record, so you don't know how to use it. |
Earth pendant | Somewhat blocks fire, ice, flash, and electric. |
Efficient spacemotor | Find someone to install this on the ship. |
Energy projector | Find someone to install this on the ship. |
Evasion thrusters | Attachment for a mobile, less defensive Starman. |
Eye coin | It's cute and watching. Resists crying. |
Eye stalk guards | They're yellow and ugly, but protective. |
Feet[1] | Mr. Saturn's fuzzy feet. |
Fire in a jar | It's fire... in a jar. Let it out to cause havoc. |
Firework gun | Uses pyrotechnics to hit all enemies. 2X |
Fishbone guitar | Made of real fish bones, but it's not a bass. |
Flame pendant | A necklace which provides resistance to fire. |
Flamethrower | A controversial replacement for beams. |
Flashporter engine | Equippable engine for Starmen. Push Shift to warp. |
Folding wallet | Stores your Earth money. They're made of paper! |
Freezethrower | A controversial replacement for flamethrowers. |
Fuzzy frog | A fake frog that allows for saving anywhere. |
Gas canister | Items for UFO. Releases all kinds of gas. |
Gold stone | A stone of gold. What did you expect? A walrus? |
Grabby robot arms | Useful for giving UFOs a little extra utility. |
Green gem | Makes you think of Earth and a bat-wielding boy. |
Green gembloom | Heals 30 HP and counters poison and nausea. |
Green laser | Nature-powered. Use by Starmen, UFO, hippy. Fast |
Green paste | Heals 60 HP and counters poison and nausea. |
Gross purple fungus | Eww. This could make anyone sick. |
Guardthought pill | Temporarily protects an ally from attack, but... |
Gummi blob | Heals 50 HP. |
Hamburger | Restores about 120 HP. |
Hand cannon | Shamblers like this, but Mooks don't. 2X |
Hero shirt[1] | Earth clothing. One stripe adorns the middle. |
Horn of life | Returns one friend to full health. |
Intelliskull | An upper body mod for Starmen. Increases IQ. |
Junked UFO body | The last one from storage. Pretty bad condition. |
Lake water | Heals 15 PP. |
Laser charger | Upgrade for UFO. Adds the ability to charge. |
Lifesupport computer | A large piece of spaceship equipment. |
Lightning tosser | Anyone can carry this heavy weapon. Causes crying. |
Loony Tune | A guitar with a pattern that makes your mind hurt. |
Magicant guitar | Visibly almost identical to the Mr. Guitar... |
Magic mushroom | Illegal on several planets. Toss at an enemy...? |
Magnifier | An attachment for beams. Concentrates the ray. |
Mayhem beam | Misses often, but when it hits...? Use by UFO. |
Mayhem shotgun | It's double barreled and causes a lot of havoc. |
Metal bow | This is not a projectile weapon. |
Meteotite | A shining shard of condensed space mineral. |
Mobster semiauto | It'll make you an offer you can't refuse. 2X |
Moonmetal engine | A Starman engine made of a light but weak ore. |
Morph-Gold lower | Heavy and shiny Starman body model. Resists fire. |
Morph-Gold upper | Heavy and shiny Starman body model. Resists beams. |
Morph-iron bow | Shiny like a Starman. Resists "Beamed". |
Morph-Iron lower | Basic Starman body model of malleable metal. |
Morph-Iron upper | Basic Starman body model of malleable metal. |
Morph-Shine lower | Starman body made out of shinestone. |
Morph-Shine upper | Starman body made out of shinestone. |
Morph-Star lower | Starman condensed stardust body. Resists 'dumb' |
Morph-Star upper | Starman condensed stardust body. Resists 'strange' |
Morph-Steel lower | Upgraded Starman body model of malleable metal. |
Morph-Steel upper | Upgraded Starman body model of malleable metal. |
Morph-Titanium lower | Upgraded Starman body model of malleable metal. |
Morph-Titanium upper | Upgraded Starman body model of malleable metal. |
Mr. Guitar | It's got a bow on top, of course. |
Mr. Scrunchy | Why use a scrunchy on one antenna? Don't ask me. |
Multi bottle rocket | UFO item. Has a massive warhead for lots of damage |
Mushroom blaster | Nasty shrooms come out the end... 2X |
Nanobot backpack | An attachment which heals injury in combat. Bulky. |
Nanobot engine | An engine for Starmen. Heals injury in combat. |
Nanobot injection | Fully repairs a Starman, but takes time to work. |
Napalm launcher | Could install onto a UFO. |
Navigation system | Another large piece of spaceship equipment. |
Needler | Electric alien weapon. UFO or Mr. Saturn. 2X |
Night pendant | A necklace resists PK Flash and related effects. |
Ninja bandanna | Made for Mr. Saturn, but fairly versatile. |
Obligatory shotgun | Well, it's a shotgun... pump action and all that. |
Old booze bottle | Heals about 60 PP, but also...? |
Peanut cheese bar | Heals 30 HP. |
Permafreeze UFO body | Resists ice, and won't melt even under PSI Fire. |
PK Beam β disc | Downloads PK Beam β to a Starman's memory. |
PK Beam Ω disc | Downloads PK Beam Ω to a Starman's memory. |
PK Fire α disc | Downloads PK Fire α to a Starman's memory. |
PK Fire β disc | Downloads PK Fire β to a Starman's memory. |
PK Fire γ disc | Downloads PK Fire γ to a Starman's memory. |
PK Fire Ω disc | Downloads PK Fire Ω to a Starman's memory. |
Plain coin | It's rather boring. |
Pliable vines | Try wrapping them around your tentacles. Warm! |
Porta-cannon | So huge it can sometimes crush an enemy instantly. |
PSI blocker | A Starman attachment that provides PSI resistance. |
Psionic gold herb | Illegal on several planets. Heals about 60 PP. |
PSI Stone | Restores about 15 PP. Somewhat reusable. |
Pulse rifle | Hits twice using electricity. Use by Starmen only. |
Radar bow | It has many bionic enhancements built in. |
Reboot orb | Instructions: Press up against a bad computer. |
Record (blue) | "Radio Satralia" |
Record (grey) | "Otherworldly Foe" |
Record (olive) | "UFO Delivery Service" |
Record (purple) | "Groove like Fourside" |
Record (purple LP) | "To the Future" and "Youth" |
Record (red) | "Battle for the Point" |
Record (teal) | "Fringes of Hope" |
Record (yellow) | "Alien Arrival" |
Red bow | Not for a Mook... |
Red cap[1] | Only someone special can wear it. Prevents Insane. |
Red gem | Makes you think of Mars and a boy with glasses. |
Red gembloom | The Mr. Saturns' panacea. Fully heals Mr. Saturns. |
Red tentacle ribbons | They resemble Mr. Saturn bows. Stop Dan! |
Regret | Use this to attack an enemy. |
Robo-punch | Could install onto a UFO. |
Robot rockets | Use by Starman. Slow, but powerful. |
Rock shell | Resists physical attack. For UFOs or Starmen. |
Rusty revolver | Apparently a war trophy. Not very useful. 2X |
Salty Lemonade | Restores about 30 PP. |
Scrap metal | A broken hunk of junk that could be refashioned. |
Secret ray gun | Looks like a normal handgun but shoots beams. 2X |
Shades | If looking awesome was a stat it would give +10. |
Sharp pointy thing | It's metal and sharp, with a dull part on one end? |
Shell straws | Made of shell material. Useful for a Mook. |
Shinestone | A large chunk of a mineral native to Jupiter. |
Shinestone shotgun | Shinestone plated, double barreled. Beastly! |
Shinestone UFO body | Shinestone is a natural Jupiter rock growth. |
Shiny coin | Plain but polished. Everyone loves shiny things. |
Shiny red bow | |
Shreddin' six string | Made of metal, made for metal. Meedly meedly moww. |
Shroomshot rifle | Fast and can cause many status problems. |
Slab Slammer Axe | Guitar of hard rock. Col. Saturn dislikes this. |
Sleep mode disc | Downloads sleep mode to a Starman's memory. |
Sludge sprayer | Unlimited items for UFO. Slows down enemies. |
Snow-Cone | Restores 120 HP. It's blue raspberry flavored. |
Space dust | Can be ingested to restore about 10% of max PP. |
Space rock | It's a shiny yet rough space rock. |
Spaceship fuel | This is important for any space travel. |
Sparkling juice | Heals 40 PP. |
Speedy popper | Weak, but lets the holder always move first. 2X |
Spread beam | A beam that fires widely. |
Star Pendant | Protects you from fire, ice, flash, and electric. |
Steel UFO body | Beats iron, but nothing special. |
Super fixer nanobots | A spray that restores HP to 100% for anyone. |
Super oil can | Heals 35% of Starman's PP. Best used before 201X. |
Tentacle bands | Cloth to protect your tentacles. |
Tentacles[1] | It's a Mook's tentacles. |
Tesla cannon | A huge weapon for Starmen, fueled by their PSI. |
Town map | Earth towns only. View the map by pressing Shift. |
UFO flame paint | Painting flames on anything makes it go faster. |
Ugh stew | No one in their right mind would want to eat this. |
Unity Star | It pulsates with a mysterious psychic energy. |
Vulnerability spray | Reduces an enemy's PSI resist. Lasts a few uses. |
Warm scarf | A Mook could use this to keep the eye stalks warm. |
Yellow gem | Makes you think of Jupiter and a girl with a hat. |
Yellow shroom cap | It lets out a puff of noxious spores when thrown. |