Equippable items

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Weapon[edit | edit source]

Name Description Usable by Strength Defense IQ Speed
Air Guitar Don't set it down, or you'll never find it again. Alinivar +41 +2
Beam Starman's basic beam attack. Larice
Beam UFO's built-in beam for self defense. Zarbol +3
Blue laser Has a commando insignia. Use by Starmen or UFOs. Boson
Larice
Zarbol
+7
Chronoray A beam for Starmen with 1.21 gigawatts of output. Larice +30 +10 +35
Cowboy peashooter A better one-handed gun. Yeeeeehaw! 2X Col. Saturn +9
Crazy beam Fast and can cause 'strange'. Use by UFOs only. Zarbol +40 +10 +6
Deadly semiauto A huge yet one handed gun. Gets extra Smaaash! 2X Col. Saturn +16
Double beam Two shots for the price of one. Larice
Zarbol
+10 +1
Dust launcher Causes coughing fits to targets. 2X Col. Saturn +5
Feet[1] Mr. Saturn's fuzzy feet. Mr. Saturn
Firework gun Uses pyrotechnics to hit all enemies. 2X Col. Saturn +35 +2 +2
Fishbone guitar Made of real fish bones, but it's not a bass. Alinivar +45 +10 -1
Flamethrower A controversial replacement for beams. Larice +3 -2
Freezethrower A controversial replacement for flamethrowers. Larice +20 +2 -2
Green laser Nature-powered. Use by Starmen, UFO, hippy. Fast Larice
Zarbol
+10
Hand cannon Shamblers like this, but Mooks don't. 2X Col. Saturn
Larice
Zarbol
+55 +5
Lightning tosser Anyone can carry this heavy weapon. Causes crying. Alinivar
Col. Saturn
Larice
Zarbol
+35 -5
Loony Tune A guitar with a pattern that makes your mind hurt. Alinivar +31
Magicant guitar Visibly almost identical to the Mr. Guitar... Alinivar +65 +8 +1
Mayhem beam Misses often, but when it hits...? Use by UFO. Zarbol +40 -3 +2
Mayhem shotgun It's double barreled and causes a lot of havoc. Col. Saturn +42 -3 +10
Mobster semiauto It'll make you an offer you can't refuse. 2X Col. Saturn +6
Mr. Guitar It's got a bow on top, of course. Alinivar +20
Mushroom blaster Nasty shrooms come out the end... 2X Col. Saturn +4
Needler Electric alien weapon. UFO or Mr. Saturn. 2X Col. Saturn
Zarbol
+11
Obligatory shotgun Well, it's a shotgun... pump action and all that. Col. Saturn +10
Porta-cannon So huge it can sometimes crush an enemy instantly. Col. Saturn
Larice
+85 -3
Pulse rifle Hits twice using electricity. Use by Starmen only. Larice +45 +5 +15
Robot rockets Use by Starman. Slow, but powerful. Larice +32 -2
Rusty revolver Apparently a war trophy. Not very useful. 2X Col. Saturn +3
Secret ray gun Looks like a normal handgun but shoots beams. 2X Col. Saturn +6
Shinestone shotgun Shinestone plated, double barreled. Beastly! Col. Saturn +18
Shreddin' six string Made of metal, made for metal. Meedly meedly moww. Alinivar +52 +5
Shroomshot rifle Fast and can cause many status problems. Col. Saturn +52 +4
Slab Slammer Axe Guitar of hard rock. Col. Saturn dislikes this. Alinivar +60 +30
Speedy popper Weak, but lets the holder always move first. 2X Col. Saturn +2
Spread beam A beam that fires widely. Larice
Tentacles[1] It's a Mook's tentacles. Alinivar +3
Tesla cannon A huge weapon for Starmen, fueled by their PSI. Larice +60 -15 -2

Attachment[edit | edit source]

Name Description Usable by Strength Defense IQ Speed
Big robot six pack A Starman attachment. Get down wit yo bad self. Larice +5 +5 -3 +1
Evasion thrusters Attachment for a mobile, less defensive Starman. Larice +10 -20 +3 +30
Grabby robot arms Useful for giving UFOs a little extra utility. Zarbol +19 +2 0 -10
Magnifier An attachment for beams. Concentrates the ray. Larice +3
Nanobot backpack An attachment which heals injury in combat. Bulky. Larice -4
PSI blocker A Starman attachment that provides PSI resistance. Larice +4 +5
UFO flame paint Painting flames on anything makes it go faster. Zarbol +2 +2 -3 +15

Body[edit | edit source]

Name Description Usable by Strength Defense IQ Speed
Badges and ribbons[1] Col. Saturn's war stuff. No idea what it means. Col. Saturn +1 +1 +1 +1
Borange guards Tentacle guards in a Fobby color. Alinivar +6 +11
Brass tentaknuckles These are dangerous looking and made of metal. Alinivar +12 +6 -1
Cast iron UFO body Plain and a bit boring. Zarbol +2
Coral UFO body Many status problems just bounce right off. Zarbol +4 +15 +5 +1
Hero shirt[1] Earth clothing. One stripe adorns the middle. Niiue +10
Junked UFO body The last one from storage. Pretty bad condition. Zarbol +1
Legend UFO body This model is as hard as a rock and resists beams. Zarbol +5 +40 +10 +5
Morph-Gold lower Heavy and shiny Starman body model. Resists fire. Larice +12 -2
Morph-Iron lower Basic Starman body model of malleable metal. Larice +3
Morph-Shine lower Starman body made out of shinestone. Larice +17
Morph-Star lower Starman condensed stardust body. Resists 'dumb' Larice +21 +3 +3
Morph-Steel lower Upgraded Starman body model of malleable metal. Larice +5
Morph-Titanium lower Upgraded Starman body model of malleable metal. Larice +10
Permafreeze UFO body Resists ice, and won't melt even under PSI Fire. Zarbol +2 +24 +4
Pliable vines Try wrapping them around your tentacles. Warm! Alinivar +15 +25 +15 +10
Red tentacle ribbons They resemble Mr. Saturn bows. Stop Dan! Alinivar +3 +6 +5
Rock shell Resists physical attack. For UFOs or Starmen. Larice
Zarbol
+10 -5
Shell straws Made of shell material. Useful for a Mook. Alinivar +12 +35 +45
Shinestone UFO body Shinestone is a natural Jupiter rock growth. Boson
Zarbol
+13 +4
Steel UFO body Beats iron, but nothing special. Zarbol +6
Tentacle bands Cloth to protect your tentacles. Alinivar +2 +3

Head[edit | edit source]

Name Description Usable by Strength Defense IQ Speed
Amorphous orbs Protective and blobby, could be used on eyestalks. Alinivar +14 +5
Azure bow Has a blue flame pattern. Protects against cold. Col. Saturn +11 +6
Bright stalk guards These are bright orange and hard to miss. Alinivar +11 +3 +1
Eye stalk guards They're yellow and ugly, but protective. Alinivar +4
Intelliskull An upper body mod for Starmen. Increases IQ. Larice -2 +8 +7 -1
Metal bow This is not a projectile weapon. Col. Saturn +16 -1 -3
Morph-Gold upper Heavy and shiny Starman body model. Resists beams. Larice +13 -4
Morph-iron bow Shiny like a Starman. Resists "Beamed". Col. Saturn +17 +3 +4
Morph-Iron upper Basic Starman body model of malleable metal. Larice +3
Morph-Shine upper Starman body made out of shinestone. Larice +16
Morph-Star upper Starman condensed stardust body. Resists 'strange' Larice +22 +4 +2
Morph-Steel upper Upgraded Starman body model of malleable metal. Larice +5
Morph-Titanium upper Upgraded Starman body model of malleable metal. Larice +10
Mr. Scrunchy Why use a scrunchy on one antenna? Don't ask me. Col. Saturn +10 +3 +1
Ninja bandanna Made for Mr. Saturn, but fairly versatile. Alinivar
Col. Saturn
+12
Radar bow It has many bionic enhancements built in. Col. Saturn +10 +48 +10 +10
Red bow Not for a Mook... Col. Saturn +5 +2
Red cap[1] Only someone special can wear it. Prevents Insane. Niiue +2
Shiny red bow SPARKLY.png Col. Saturn +8 +5
Warm scarf A Mook could use this to keep the eye stalks warm. Alinivar +17

Other[edit | edit source]

Name Description Usable by Strength Defense IQ Speed
Alien mask An alien mask to cover your human mask to ... etc. Alinivar
Col. Saturn
Larice
+5 +12 -1
Braggart's coin For those who win battles they're not supposed to. Alinivar
Col. Saturn
Larice
Zarbol
+1 +1 +1 +1
Clean coin Prevents poison and nausea. Alinivar
Col. Saturn
Larice
Zarbol
+3
Coin of defense This useful item can protect almost anyone. Alinivar
Col. Saturn
Larice
Zarbol
+9
Coin of everything A little of everything, but not a lot. Alinivar
Col. Saturn
Larice
Zarbol
+4 +4 +4 +4
Earth pendant Somewhat blocks fire, ice, flash, and electric. Alinivar
Col. Saturn
Larice
Zarbol
+14 +5
Experimental engine Press Shift to warp. This one jumps further! Larice +3
Eye coin It's cute and watching. Resists crying. Alinivar
Col. Saturn
Larice
Zarbol
+4 +2
Flame pendant A necklace which provides resistance to fire. Alinivar
Col. Saturn
Larice
Zarbol
+10
Flashporter engine Equippable engine for Starmen. Push Shift to warp. Larice +2
Moonmetal engine A Starman engine made of a light but weak ore. Larice +7 +15 +35
Nanobot engine An engine for Starmen. Heals injury in combat. Larice +1
Night pendant A necklace resists PK Flash and related effects. Alinivar
Col. Saturn
Larice
Zarbol
+9
Plain coin It's rather boring. Alinivar
Col. Saturn
Larice
Zarbol
+1
Shades If looking awesome was a stat it would give +10. Alinivar
Col. Saturn
Larice
Zarbol
+2 +2 +2 +2
Shiny coin Plain but polished. Everyone loves shiny things. Alinivar
Col. Saturn
Larice
Zarbol
+3
Star Pendant Protects you from fire, ice, flash, and electric. Alinivar
Col. Saturn
Larice
Zarbol
+14 +5

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 Automatically equipped, can't be placed in your inventory.