Equippable items
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Name | Description | Usable by | Strength | Defense | IQ | Speed |
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Air Guitar | Don't set it down, or you'll never find it again. | Alinivar | +41 | +2 | ||
Beam | Starman's basic beam attack. | Larice | ||||
Beam | UFO's built-in beam for self defense. | Zarbol | +3 | |||
Blue laser | Has a commando insignia. Use by Starmen or UFOs. | Boson Larice Zarbol |
+7 | |||
Chronoray | A beam for Starmen with 1.21 gigawatts of output. | Larice | +30 | +10 | +35 | |
Cowboy peashooter | A better one-handed gun. Yeeeeehaw! 2X | Col. Saturn | +9 | |||
Crazy beam | Fast and can cause 'strange'. Use by UFOs only. | Zarbol | +40 | +10 | +6 | |
Deadly semiauto | A huge yet one handed gun. Gets extra Smaaash! 2X | Col. Saturn | +16 | |||
Double beam | Two shots for the price of one. | Larice Zarbol |
+10 | +1 | ||
Dust launcher | Causes coughing fits to targets. 2X | Col. Saturn | +5 | |||
Feet[1] | Mr. Saturn's fuzzy feet. | Mr. Saturn | ||||
Firework gun | Uses pyrotechnics to hit all enemies. 2X | Col. Saturn | +35 | +2 | +2 | |
Fishbone guitar | Made of real fish bones, but it's not a bass. | Alinivar | +45 | +10 | -1 | |
Flamethrower | A controversial replacement for beams. | Larice | +3 | -2 | ||
Freezethrower | A controversial replacement for flamethrowers. | Larice | +20 | +2 | -2 | |
Green laser | Nature-powered. Use by Starmen, UFO, hippy. Fast | Larice Zarbol |
+10 | |||
Hand cannon | Shamblers like this, but Mooks don't. 2X | Col. Saturn Larice Zarbol |
+55 | +5 | ||
Lightning tosser | Anyone can carry this heavy weapon. Causes crying. | Alinivar Col. Saturn Larice Zarbol |
+35 | -5 | ||
Loony Tune | A guitar with a pattern that makes your mind hurt. | Alinivar | +31 | |||
Magicant guitar | Visibly almost identical to the Mr. Guitar... | Alinivar | +65 | +8 | +1 | |
Mayhem beam | Misses often, but when it hits...? Use by UFO. | Zarbol | +40 | -3 | +2 | |
Mayhem shotgun | It's double barreled and causes a lot of havoc. | Col. Saturn | +42 | -3 | +10 | |
Mobster semiauto | It'll make you an offer you can't refuse. 2X | Col. Saturn | +6 | |||
Mr. Guitar | It's got a bow on top, of course. | Alinivar | +20 | |||
Mushroom blaster | Nasty shrooms come out the end... 2X | Col. Saturn | +4 | |||
Needler | Electric alien weapon. UFO or Mr. Saturn. 2X | Col. Saturn Zarbol |
+11 | |||
Obligatory shotgun | Well, it's a shotgun... pump action and all that. | Col. Saturn | +10 | |||
Porta-cannon | So huge it can sometimes crush an enemy instantly. | Col. Saturn Larice |
+85 | -3 | ||
Pulse rifle | Hits twice using electricity. Use by Starmen only. | Larice | +45 | +5 | +15 | |
Robot rockets | Use by Starman. Slow, but powerful. | Larice | +32 | -2 | ||
Rusty revolver | Apparently a war trophy. Not very useful. 2X | Col. Saturn | +3 | |||
Secret ray gun | Looks like a normal handgun but shoots beams. 2X | Col. Saturn | +6 | |||
Shinestone shotgun | Shinestone plated, double barreled. Beastly! | Col. Saturn | +18 | |||
Shreddin' six string | Made of metal, made for metal. Meedly meedly moww. | Alinivar | +52 | +5 | ||
Shroomshot rifle | Fast and can cause many status problems. | Col. Saturn | +52 | +4 | ||
Slab Slammer Axe | Guitar of hard rock. Col. Saturn dislikes this. | Alinivar | +60 | +30 | ||
Speedy popper | Weak, but lets the holder always move first. 2X | Col. Saturn | +2 | |||
Spread beam | A beam that fires widely. | Larice | ||||
Tentacles[1] | It's a Mook's tentacles. | Alinivar | +3 | |||
Tesla cannon | A huge weapon for Starmen, fueled by their PSI. | Larice | +60 | -15 | -2 |
Attachment[edit | edit source]
Name | Description | Usable by | Strength | Defense | IQ | Speed |
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Big robot six pack | A Starman attachment. Get down wit yo bad self. | Larice | +5 | +5 | -3 | +1 |
Evasion thrusters | Attachment for a mobile, less defensive Starman. | Larice | +10 | -20 | +3 | +30 |
Grabby robot arms | Useful for giving UFOs a little extra utility. | Zarbol | +19 | +2 | 0 | -10 |
Magnifier | An attachment for beams. Concentrates the ray. | Larice | +3 | |||
Nanobot backpack | An attachment which heals injury in combat. Bulky. | Larice | -4 | |||
PSI blocker | A Starman attachment that provides PSI resistance. | Larice | +4 | +5 | ||
UFO flame paint | Painting flames on anything makes it go faster. | Zarbol | +2 | +2 | -3 | +15 |
Body[edit | edit source]
Name | Description | Usable by | Strength | Defense | IQ | Speed |
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Badges and ribbons[1] | Col. Saturn's war stuff. No idea what it means. | Col. Saturn | +1 | +1 | +1 | +1 |
Borange guards | Tentacle guards in a Fobby color. | Alinivar | +6 | +11 | ||
Brass tentaknuckles | These are dangerous looking and made of metal. | Alinivar | +12 | +6 | -1 | |
Cast iron UFO body | Plain and a bit boring. | Zarbol | +2 | |||
Coral UFO body | Many status problems just bounce right off. | Zarbol | +4 | +15 | +5 | +1 |
Hero shirt[1] | Earth clothing. One stripe adorns the middle. | Niiue | +10 | |||
Junked UFO body | The last one from storage. Pretty bad condition. | Zarbol | +1 | |||
Legend UFO body | This model is as hard as a rock and resists beams. | Zarbol | +5 | +40 | +10 | +5 |
Morph-Gold lower | Heavy and shiny Starman body model. Resists fire. | Larice | +12 | -2 | ||
Morph-Iron lower | Basic Starman body model of malleable metal. | Larice | +3 | |||
Morph-Shine lower | Starman body made out of shinestone. | Larice | +17 | |||
Morph-Star lower | Starman condensed stardust body. Resists 'dumb' | Larice | +21 | +3 | +3 | |
Morph-Steel lower | Upgraded Starman body model of malleable metal. | Larice | +5 | |||
Morph-Titanium lower | Upgraded Starman body model of malleable metal. | Larice | +10 | |||
Permafreeze UFO body | Resists ice, and won't melt even under PSI Fire. | Zarbol | +2 | +24 | +4 | |
Pliable vines | Try wrapping them around your tentacles. Warm! | Alinivar | +15 | +25 | +15 | +10 |
Red tentacle ribbons | They resemble Mr. Saturn bows. Stop Dan! | Alinivar | +3 | +6 | +5 | |
Rock shell | Resists physical attack. For UFOs or Starmen. | Larice Zarbol |
+10 | -5 | ||
Shell straws | Made of shell material. Useful for a Mook. | Alinivar | +12 | +35 | +45 | |
Shinestone UFO body | Shinestone is a natural Jupiter rock growth. | Boson Zarbol |
+13 | +4 | ||
Steel UFO body | Beats iron, but nothing special. | Zarbol | +6 | |||
Tentacle bands | Cloth to protect your tentacles. | Alinivar | +2 | +3 |
Head[edit | edit source]
Name | Description | Usable by | Strength | Defense | IQ | Speed |
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Amorphous orbs | Protective and blobby, could be used on eyestalks. | Alinivar | +14 | +5 | ||
Azure bow | Has a blue flame pattern. Protects against cold. | Col. Saturn | +11 | +6 | ||
Bright stalk guards | These are bright orange and hard to miss. | Alinivar | +11 | +3 | +1 | |
Eye stalk guards | They're yellow and ugly, but protective. | Alinivar | +4 | |||
Intelliskull | An upper body mod for Starmen. Increases IQ. | Larice | -2 | +8 | +7 | -1 |
Metal bow | This is not a projectile weapon. | Col. Saturn | +16 | -1 | -3 | |
Morph-Gold upper | Heavy and shiny Starman body model. Resists beams. | Larice | +13 | -4 | ||
Morph-iron bow | Shiny like a Starman. Resists "Beamed". | Col. Saturn | +17 | +3 | +4 | |
Morph-Iron upper | Basic Starman body model of malleable metal. | Larice | +3 | |||
Morph-Shine upper | Starman body made out of shinestone. | Larice | +16 | |||
Morph-Star upper | Starman condensed stardust body. Resists 'strange' | Larice | +22 | +4 | +2 | |
Morph-Steel upper | Upgraded Starman body model of malleable metal. | Larice | +5 | |||
Morph-Titanium upper | Upgraded Starman body model of malleable metal. | Larice | +10 | |||
Mr. Scrunchy | Why use a scrunchy on one antenna? Don't ask me. | Col. Saturn | +10 | +3 | +1 | |
Ninja bandanna | Made for Mr. Saturn, but fairly versatile. | Alinivar Col. Saturn |
+12 | |||
Radar bow | It has many bionic enhancements built in. | Col. Saturn | +10 | +48 | +10 | +10 |
Red bow | Not for a Mook... | Col. Saturn | +5 | +2 | ||
Red cap[1] | Only someone special can wear it. Prevents Insane. | Niiue | +2 | |||
Shiny red bow | Col. Saturn | +8 | +5 | |||
Warm scarf | A Mook could use this to keep the eye stalks warm. | Alinivar | +17 |
Other[edit | edit source]
Name | Description | Usable by | Strength | Defense | IQ | Speed |
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Alien mask | An alien mask to cover your human mask to ... etc. | Alinivar Col. Saturn Larice |
+5 | +12 | -1 | |
Braggart's coin | For those who win battles they're not supposed to. | Alinivar Col. Saturn Larice Zarbol |
+1 | +1 | +1 | +1 |
Clean coin | Prevents poison and nausea. | Alinivar Col. Saturn Larice Zarbol |
+3 | |||
Coin of defense | This useful item can protect almost anyone. | Alinivar Col. Saturn Larice Zarbol |
+9 | |||
Coin of everything | A little of everything, but not a lot. | Alinivar Col. Saturn Larice Zarbol |
+4 | +4 | +4 | +4 |
Earth pendant | Somewhat blocks fire, ice, flash, and electric. | Alinivar Col. Saturn Larice Zarbol |
+14 | +5 | ||
Experimental engine | Press Shift to warp. This one jumps further! | Larice | +3 | |||
Eye coin | It's cute and watching. Resists crying. | Alinivar Col. Saturn Larice Zarbol |
+4 | +2 | ||
Flame pendant | A necklace which provides resistance to fire. | Alinivar Col. Saturn Larice Zarbol |
+10 | |||
Flashporter engine | Equippable engine for Starmen. Push Shift to warp. | Larice | +2 | |||
Moonmetal engine | A Starman engine made of a light but weak ore. | Larice | +7 | +15 | +35 | |
Nanobot engine | An engine for Starmen. Heals injury in combat. | Larice | +1 | |||
Night pendant | A necklace resists PK Flash and related effects. | Alinivar Col. Saturn Larice Zarbol |
+9 | |||
Plain coin | It's rather boring. | Alinivar Col. Saturn Larice Zarbol |
+1 | |||
Shades | If looking awesome was a stat it would give +10. | Alinivar Col. Saturn Larice Zarbol |
+2 | +2 | +2 | +2 |
Shiny coin | Plain but polished. Everyone loves shiny things. | Alinivar Col. Saturn Larice Zarbol |
+3 | |||
Star Pendant | Protects you from fire, ice, flash, and electric. | Alinivar Col. Saturn Larice Zarbol |
+14 | +5 |